The new Disney-fied Star Wars series is as bad as was expected, with one scene involving lesbian space witches going viral.
The scene below shows the characters conducting some sort of spasticy ritual to immaculately conceive twins by using the force… or something.
This is Disney Star Wars
— Nerdrotic (@Nerdrotics) June 12, 2024
BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#Acolyte pic.twitter.com/EZ4FcnNWb8
They could’ve used men, or sperm donors to get pregnant, or filed for adoption, but why bother with the effort and paperwork when you can just do a freaky dance and wave your hands around like a Bez from a galaxy far far away.
This is actually a weird lesbian power fantasy of creating offspring without men... and they inserted it into star wars of all things... pic.twitter.com/3oFnQ8OXob
— @AI_EmeraldApple (@AI_EmeraldApple) June 12, 2024
‘But Anakin Skywalker was an immaculate conception,’ ideologically captured nerds might cry. Ok, but that’s was a decent story. This is space lesbians dancing rainbow rhythms.
The 3rd episode of Star Wars, The Acolyte was just a lousy as expected.
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) June 12, 2024
Anakin is no longer special.
Lesbian conception was made possible by the Force. pic.twitter.com/JO6vuYTp9j
Whatever it is, it’s not Luke Skywalker blowing up the Death Star. It’s an insult to even put this in the same universe as The Empire Strikes Back.
Kathleen Kennedy: "Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay".
— timuyin none (@Timuyin_None) November 8, 2023
Kevin Feige: "Yes sir, I obey sir."
hahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/SjSHTzriYH
The reaction was hardly glowing:
The latest episode of The Acolyte features a literal coven of lesbian space witches.
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) June 12, 2024
The lead lesbian space witch creates twins that her lesbian space witch partner births using The Thread (the lesbian space witch version of the Force).
This is Star Wars now. https://t.co/oUDkAaiHa2
Wow 8 minutes into The Acolyte episode 3 and I'm already done. I don't even think this is the "controversial" part. This isn't Star Wars anymore. I hate it here.
— Lily* (@300mirrors) June 12, 2024
💥WARNING: Spoilers ahead pic.twitter.com/lPytIUiLg8
The Acolyte pitch meeting to Kathleen Kennedy: https://t.co/cl48qCKb5e pic.twitter.com/VRWFqMZDLh
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) June 12, 2024
Yes, it’s only Star Wars, but like everything else modernity touches, it’s turned it to shit.
THE MESSAGE simply has to be injected regardless of whether it is relevant to the plot.
In another recent Disney produced Star Wars animated show Tales of the Empire, one of the episodes featured a non-binary Jedi, for no good reason.
In one scene the they/them agrees to surrender to an Inquisitor, a character that hunts Jedi, just as another Inquisitor sneaks up from behind and attempts to kill the they/them.
The would be murderers then respect the pronouns of the non binary character they just attempted to kill.
Star Wars: The Acolyte has also been in the headlines owing to its ‘star’ Amandla Stenberg saying that “white people crying was the goal” of one of her previous movies.
As we previously highlighted, the next movie instalment of the Star Wars franchise, is to be directed by a Pakistani feminist activist, and the plot “will be shaped by a woman”.
Place your bets on how many tens of millions they’ll lose at the box office.
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